I haven’t made any colossally bad decisions lately.

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Human being to the mob
What’s a mob to a king?
What’s a king to a god?
What’s a god to a non-believer?
Who don’t believe in anything?

(Source: viviling)

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oreopuddin:

ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cha-czechitout:

Fuck off that is amazing.

I like potatoes.

oreopuddin:

ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cha-czechitout:

Fuck off that is amazing.

I like potatoes.

(Source: facebook.com)

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littleshrekthings:

This account is tweeting the whole shrek movie script so grab your friend’s phone and set them up for notifications

littleshrekthings:

This account is tweeting the whole shrek movie script so grab your friend’s phone and set them up for notifications

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stunningpicture:

Took my dad to see if his first car was still where he left it when its engine seized — 40 years ago. It was.

stunningpicture:

Took my dad to see if his first car was still where he left it when its engine seized — 40 years ago. It was.

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